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To be caught like that with a heaving mound of sexual energy looming made me take a different view on life , phew it was a narrow escape.

While innocently celebrating Hemed's sweetly struck pen I was shoved forward in a tsunami style attack and shoved into the netting covering the 1st two rows, where I was left to roll around in fear of being squashed by the impending bulk of a pastafarian who was keen to join me, thankfully I...