I'm with you here US. Coldplay were never really my cup of tea but even I would acknowledge there was plenty to like about their first couple of albums. Even since then they've cropped up with the odd catchy single.
There's a hell of lot worse out there.
In the world of trolling album reviews this will always be king for me. Short, to the point, offensive and brilliant.
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/
I love the Quietus, most of the journalism is outstanding.
This review is just childish and pointless. Clickbait (proven by the fact it's ended up on here.)