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My thermometer peaked at 47 degrees in the workshop today. I've drunk 4 litres of water and only pissed 3 times. I'm currently pissing what resembles orange juice. Now sitting outside having a cider with half a tub of sudo cream up my arse crack to relieve the "chefs arse". I've enjoyed sitting...

I'm currently sitting in a beer garden with a cold pint of strongbow under the shade of trees. It's hot. But lovely. If I was at work I'd be melting in an asbestos clad factory with roof lights the length of the building so basically a massive greenhouse. With machines running at full tilt...