my interest in Simons where abouts got the better of me and i googled his name to see what came up, well the said Simon came top of the list
http://www.successionadvisoryservices.com/popups/simon-chamberlain.aspx
i can confirm this is he , and he definitely didnt have a pot to p*ss in back in...
I knew Simon Chamberlain quite well back in the day, both being from Haywards Heath. We were all surprised when he claimed to be the Albions saviour ,as we all knew he didnt have a pot to p*ss in ! . Last time i saw him was in the main square in Charleroi prior to the Germany game in Euro 2000...