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Brighton fans are asked to concentrate Uri Geller style at 3pm today and send positive vibes to Anfield so this score can be replicated. #ABTN

The Always Ultras have a "dirty protest" at the next home game ?

With 3 points on the board after the relegation derby with Sunderland how will Palarse fare at Old Trafford ? I hear United's first team squad have been practising against their U14s to get into focus.

Another cock up for Wurzel in the COCup last night. Is this the beginning of the end as the Nigels start to turn on him ?

Chance to pick up a point at Stoke yesterday but they blew it. Stoke fans appreciated the build up to the Palace goal as thousands shouted out "hoof" when the ball was lumped up in the air and he got onto the end of it.

The wheels on Wurzel's combine harvester have fallen off already. :lolol:

Even the BBC are getting in on the act and promoting Palace into the afternoon viewing schedules with episodes of Pointless.

Off to a better start than ever expected by only conceding a single goal. Manchester United will make up the shortfall. :lol:

Wurzel hits the nail on the head , Palace are just a "small" club. http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/662747962?-284:829

Palace have been making last minute improvements around Smellhurst , they have laid new Tarmac in the car park and a crane was hoisting what appears to be a "static park home" into place.

SkyBet are currently offering odds of 50/1 that Palarse finish the season on 11 points or less. The 1000/1 odds on Palarse finishing on ZERO points is too much of a gamble considering they have to play home and away against Stoke and may pick up a point in one of these matches.

This is it. The exclusive "One Stop" thread to posts all the facts , all the humour , all the banter , here in one place. ABTN - Anyone But The Nigels . This thread will chart Palarse's hysterical season as it all unravels right before their very eyes , starting this Sunday. All we need now is...