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Tonight's the night.

Do they really go for that then? I heard it was a bit cartoony

Do they really go for that then? I heard it was a bit cartoony

I hardly think a half eaten packet of biscuits next to the sofa which are put away first thing in the morning classifies me as a slob.

Bloody hell 3/4 of them! Best I get cracking then! Only found one hole so far unless they all live in there

Ok brilliant. Not being difficult but I'm allergic to peanuts so is jam any good?

Ah ok excellent. Ill make a few calls. See if I can procure a cat. Out of interest these mice of yours never came back then?

This is excellent advice. I have a couple of oversized saucepans in the cupboard. Perhaps once the cat captures the mouse he could start to boil it in one of my pans, sprinkle salt on it whilst licking his lips. Although I'm concerned that a larger, almost enormous, second mouse might come along...

Can't I just borrow one?

All good tips and for the record I am quite partial to a caramel digestive and now (after effectively food sharing, literally, with this little git) I don't have any. So, I think they/he/it are entering via a hole behind a bush up against the dining room. I will inspect the rest of the house...

What are they and where can I get one?

I have been distracted from last nights 'issues' by the realisation that there is a mouse in my house. I am prone to leaving my biscuits on the floor by the sofa and wandering off to bed. Last night when I picked my biscuits up I noticed the chocolate on top was missing and that little bits of...