Shop / counter assistants who ask:
1) "Do you want any bags today?". If I did I am more than capable of asking for them and the fact I have just plonked my opened rucksack on the counter probably suggests I don't.
2) Do you want to buy XXXX today?". I explain to them that I am a big boy now...
Absolutely. It has even infected Radio 4.
Also, replies to a question with "Yes. No.". The professional sporting fraternity have gone large on that one.
"Can I get". No you ****ing can't. The assistant will "get it". You stay this side of the counter.
Incorrect use of apostrophes.
Wasps...