You seem unhealthily well informed as to the condition and size of gents' genital areas. Have you studied them over a long period of time or is it a recent obsession?
They probably aren't fat if they are Bradley Wiggins lycra style wearers, though I have seen some mega lard arses squeezing themselves out of cars to yell red-faced abuse at cyclists.
Idiot- we aren't supposed to cycle on the pavements.
I hope that is keyboard talk. You should not be allowed behind the wheel if you think you have the right to attempt to kill cyclists on any country road. Even Clarkson would think you have gone too far!