Where as we've have:
Expensive beer
Expensive tickets
Speaker phones would be a potential H&S issue
Whilst passive smoking kills babies and small cute animals so that's banned to.
And you can't even be in sight of the pitch (in SIGHT!) with alcohol.
Apart from that, The national games are...
Never a truer word. And you've sadly yet to add 'fan making noise = troublemaker' in eyes of stewards who must have their quota per game in preparation for the night shift on the doors of pubs and clubs later.
Completely unworkable in England. We've been beaten into obedience by over zealous...