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I took my Bird to the station to watch the trains shunt A piece of track came flying up and hit her in the face

Wow, wonder where my mum heard it .... and more importantly why did she tell it to me!? Another one was even more scary .... about the Long Red Legged Scissor Man, but I can't remember it

Two little dogs went out one day And it was windy weather To stop themselves being blown away They tied their tails together They tied their tales with a yard of tape But the wind it blew and blew As sharp and keen as a carving knife It cut that tape in two Away and away like kites in...

my mum used to say this whilst drying my toes this little pinkie went to market this little pinkie stayed at home this little pinkie ate roast beef this little pinkie ate none this little pinkie went squeak, squeak squeak all the way home this used to scare the shit out of me yesterday upon...

beans, beans good for the heart the more you eat the more you fart sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me