Let me cut to the quick for you Major - even your fellow Albion supporters think you're a boring, nutjob, no-life w*nker. Move on - you're not playing us next year so have a quick study of Bournemouth's crowd trends and we'll look forward to hearing about them.
You've 1,000s - of fans going home early when your useless combination of ex-England cloggers and mercenary foreigners are humiliated by the mighty Palace.
Biggest derby ever - and you couldn't make it up. The clown Charlie Oatway? I sh*t him.