That is a direct attack on everything i believe in,Salad cream was invented in 1914 and directly influenced not only the war but also acted as a lubricant in the Apollo Space Missions.Take that ludicrous claim back now!
Thank Zeus!
Scotch eggs were made for salad cream.Anything else is frankly a crime against sausage meat.
I like the idea of mashing up the eggy section,im def giving this a go......is that an Escoffier recipe?