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I got a better offer when I was out last night; you missed the one chance you'll ever have to pop that cherry. More sad is that you're still on here this morning! Go out and get yourself a life - one that doesn't involve spending all weekend on football forums.

How does Glenn Murray's modest goal record relate to you not being a sad act? Is that how your life works?

Probably the best offer such a sad act like you will ever get.

Scored his first goal for Palace from open play today since spring 2013 didn't he? Prolific. As for you. Have you had sex yet?

Radio says OG by Cresswell?