Talking of twunts - Aloof, and any pretence that he is concerned by the less well off is a) very well hidden and b) a lie. I've challenged him a couple of times on a couple of subjects only to be brushed off and ushered away by his gammon.
The conference is off to a rip roaring start, I would never have imagined wanting to attend a tory conference - being among people I despise so - but this year I'd love to turn up with the pringles and enjoy the fun.