At football tonight I'm going to be SO careful with my handshakes after the game with the opposition. God forbid I get it slightly wrong and poke the guy in the stomach. Best to just stay well clear.
It's very hard to have any sympathy/outrage for the actual injustices when the same fans think this is a violent act that warrants a red card.
Went for the ball. Missed it.
File it under "whoops"