Ok. Pick holes in this one.
In my upcoming wedding, one of our bridesmaids is a muslim girl who studied in Brighton and was on the same uni course as my partner.
They both went on to be Reception teachers. She is a fantastic teacher and a brilliant friend.
We went to her wedding last year...
Oh no. I think he DOES because he reckons he did a great job.
However, when he walks in he just has the Virgins LAUGHING at him instead.....
Reminds me a bit of the family guy sketch where the suicide bomber walks in to heaven saying "here I am virgins!" and is just confronted with a room of...