If you find rugby tackling germans and SMASHING over Japenese kids "tiriesome and boring" I'd LOVE to come out on what you'd classify as a "fun evening".
Must be WILD.
Indeed.
Boris Johnson knocking over a child in London park would be funny.
Boris Johnson knocking over a child in Japan is funnier.
Boris Johnson knocking over a child in Japan playing a low contact sport is BRILLIANT.
Boris Johnson knocking over a child in Japan playing a low contact sport...