For the purpose of serving the premise of the joke please imagine that the person two along on Trump's left isn't one of his military advisors but is merely a government aide who just happens to be wearing a military uniform.
While other world leaders and government officials like our Boris and Iranian Vice President Eshaq Jahangiri fall ill with the virus President Trump has taken a much more sensible approach and is exercising his own personal social distancing measures as a precaution against contracting the...