Used to drink at a bikers pub. One night one of the regulars (I didnt personally know him), had a couple or three of the houses home brew cider
So he left his keys behind the bar and set off on his 3 mile walk home pushing his big bike so he could use his spare set at home the next day
Police...
In SA they have in many pubs breathalyser type machines mounted on the wall where one would normally expect a juke box. Never seen anyone use one though. many just drive trollied (on a side note i went into toilet in a pub in Saigon and where you might expect the toilet roll holder to be...
Thats partially correct. Recently eaten xmas pud would make it to your blood the you would be unlikely to fail a breath test anyways
If you clean your teeth then use mouthwash eg listerine you WILL fail a roadside test straight after with a shockingly high reading but asssuming you didnt...