Aide from all this ridiculousness, can we actually believe that 10 years ago, using an athletics track as our stadium, 1000000 miles away from the PL, that one day in the not to distant future we would have a player playing for England? This is wonderful and anyone who says otherwise can do one...
According to the mirror, Southgate wants to call up Dunky!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/gareth-southgate-hands-brighton-defender-13378336