I'm not blaming you for my Misanthropic tendencies, just pointing out your hypocrisy..I would be careful, one of those auto-tills you snub could be a DECEPTICON and chase you out the store and rip you limb from limb.
The irony of you posting a luddite comment by using the internet, newish technology, possibly from a mobile phone onto new tech social media escapes you.. You are like Ernest without the caps lock.
First of all I thought maybe a Jonny Cab like in the Film Total Recall.
But then I thought a HAL1000 from the film 2001AD Space Odyssey. As you put the items through you are on a scale which weighs you and take your BMI, then the red light can say in the HAL voice ,"I am sorry Fatty but I am...