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It's like the jokes about Gary Glitter. Gary Glitter comes home from work and sees his wife with her bags packed, ready to leave. "Where are you going?" he asks. "I'm leaving you - you're disgusting. I've just heard that you're a paedophile" "Oh" he says, "that's a big word for a 10 year old".

Such as : The Hreald of Free Enterprise - a "Roll-on/Roll-over" Car Ferry. What was the last song playing when the Herald of Free Enterprise went down? Dancing on the ceiling.

There were loads of dead baby "jokes" when I was at school on top of this one. Remember the Alka-Seltza adverts. What goes plink, plink fizz? 2 babies in an acid bath. What's small and red, and sits in the corner crying? Baby playing with a razor blade. What small and pink, and turns red...