Uckfield's OK. Surrounded by nice countryside. Great little cinema, lots of places to eat. No real decent pubs tho (apart from the New Inn in Ridgewood).
Hailsham, for example, has to be a helluva lot worse.
What's wrong with Uckfield - it's not that bad is it? Crowborough is surely worse.
Fully agree with the verdict that Crawley really belongs in Surrey...