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It was an opposition's goal kick. I believe the rule for us is: You cannot be offside for a goal-kick because Kuzcack is going to kick it a metre or so over Bruno/Calderon/Ward's head straight into the dug out are and then shout at them that it's their fault for not being over 10ft tall.

I tried explaining after two of them had been wittering on about it for a couple of minutes. I was greeted with a blank look and ignored.

Also (in case it happens again and you're the bloke sat behind me) You can't be offside from a goal-kick.