I normally agree with most of what Kermode says but his praise of Ben Wheatley does mystify me.
I am also slightly angry you've likened Throne of Blood to such a bad film
I really like Pi, Gravity and Brazil.
I would go for
The Master - two very good actors, hamming it up for two and half hours without remotely interesting me. Turned off with twenty minutes to go.
Cherry Tree Lane - very unpleasant British horror
A Field In England - Sixth form Art student...