This is me now .
Everytime i come back on the train from the amex with my 7 year old, i always say the same joke,
think he needs a straw to breath. I know this isn't particularly funny but can't help myself. Shows what being a dad does for you.
When me or my brothers had our teenage tantrums , I quiet often herd his mates etc say " whats got in to him " the reply would always be,
" oh he's still sulking cos I shaged his mother "