Between Bobbys return and Friday's opener the missus has gone into labour.
Seagull infant hat and booties are on standby.
Now God willing all goes well, so how would I get the club to announce potentially the newest seagull?
Well I may see you at something baby related around Brighton. Luckily the other half seems quite relaxed about things at the moment.
Now a question for all the dads out there:
How much shit do I actually need for this impending baby? I'm already inundated with people wishing to pass on baby stuff.