As much as the chicken obviously enjoys football, it would be wise to decline any invitation offered to the end-of-season Albion players party.
In the light of recent cost-cutting measures within the club, it could well be a case of JFC having KFC.
That's 3 consecutive minutes of the chicken's first-half performance accounted for. Granted, the 180 seconds were not entirely insignificant, but there's still another 42 minutes plus first half stoppage time that are unexplained in the afore-mentioned match report.
I don't think this can be...