That's only because as there are so many different clubs listed, we don't know what we're committing to.
I'll drive him to Fulham, but **** driving all the way to Sunderland or Glasgow.
Tying all that together - Kazenga could do worse than to have a shot at the SPL. I reckon he'd absolutely tear up that shitfest, and he'd LOVE the attention that would come with being one of the stars of the league.