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No time-muddling here. I still play.

Not deliberately. The ball just curls a long way when I chip it with my left. I'd curl it in at the keeper and some got headed in, a few went straight in. To be honest we are not talking about a fantastic level of football - most would simply be deemed 'too close' to a decent keeper.

My FAVOURITE ever goal, rather than best, was also a free kick, just outside the box, I was stood over it and noticed the keeper hugging one post while he lined his wall up, before the ref had held up his whistle or marked out ten yards. I asked him if I could take it, then rolled it gently...

Never anything remotely like Harper's, as I was never very skillful. Had a tidy left peg though - scored directly with 5 curled corners, and a load of free kicks.