He dated Holly Vallance
He was (officially) SPANISH, at a time when flair foreign types were at a premium.
He was rubbish.
He produced music videos and that.
He dated HOLLY flippin VALLANCE!
(I second your excellent suggestion)
Flair name.
Does multiple back-flip celebrations.
Succumbs to baffling mystery injuries.
Multiple run-ins with the LAW.
Tweets in his own secret language.
Thunderbolt shots / goals.
Throws TANTRUMS at being subbed / not coming on.
100% seconded.