Okay then. Glenn plays tonight, scores the winner to make the Palace ultras cry, then goes all half arsed in training for three weeks, and THEN answers back, upsetting smug Eddie?
Can't say fairer than that.
That assumes that any potential suitors MUST be from the Championship. There might be clubs at the foot of the Prem who'd need a hand (Villa?) - though probably Bournemouth would refuse to help a direct rival.