In preparation for tonight's cringfest, remind yourselves of some of the finest idiots of previous years...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/the-apprentice/8560206/The-Apprentice-12-most-idiotic-candidates.html?frame=3082865&page=1
It wouldn't matter though, as they are such low value items. The task isn't going to be won or lost by the £2 they haggle off a chicken. Get the easy ones quick and give yourselves time to shop around for bargains on the high value items.
If the way it is presented to us is to believed, each...
They spent SO much time thinking about where to go (and got fined heavily for not sourcing all the items) when I reckon you could have got FIVE (the tea, the kosher chicken, a metre of rope, the seeds and the scallops) at a single run of the mill retail park, with a big Tescos and a Homebase.
That diamond dealer will have been properly embarrassed when he watched that back on telly. He was pathetic!
£140
"Could you pleeease help us? We're on a really tight budget" <makes big doe eyes>
I can do £100
"We were hoping somewhere around £60" <flutters eyelashes>
Listen. Just for you...
Agreed. Presumably its just too much EFFORT on the part of the producers (or they feel its too much thinking on the part of the viewers) to have the outcome of the task decided by some combination of profit + customer satisfaction. The winning team won PURELY because they sold their tours for a...
Did she actually say that!? I missed that she said photo! Brilliant.
In contrast - fair play to the pouty girl who did the other tour - she did very well.
Karen; One of them shouted 'Shut your mouth'
James; I didn't hear that.
Lord Sugar; Did you not think it might be time to stop, when someone shouted 'This is torture?'
James; We did stop then Lord Sugar
Karen; No, no you didn't
I like to think that coach trip was the worst day of Karen...
On the plus side, Roisin again looked tidy. My favourite of her 4 outfits was the black one with the white collar, inspired, I like to think, by Maggie Gyllenhall in The Secretary. :love:
Big error of judgement on their part. All they achieved by their bullying, was to make her crack five minutes too early. It just meant that she got fired BEFORE the PM chose who to bring back, so she went as WELL as one of them, rather than instead. Dimwits.
Of course they weren't. They were the ones who the producers felt would make the best TV.
And more power to them, tbh. If they were all really good, that would completely spoil the show, no?