No, no it was my real life example. I spend EVERY lunch hour on my own, in the corner of Starbucks. I also go in there for my breakfast on the way to work, and pop in for a skinny, decaf, frappelatte on my way home.
(Or I would, if there were such a place within 10 miles of my home or office)
Simply miles from the truth. We have both devices in our house, and the iPad (v2 in my case, and v4 for one of my lads) is many times better than the Galaxy, which I bought for my wife. By comparison the Galaxy is so slow, that nobody can be bothered with it. They'd rather just wait for a turn...