Barnes is no way an Audi. He is a Subaru Impreza. Effective, aggressive and better than it looks.
Vaz Te has more flair about him, and a heavier price tag. Porsche Boxster?
How is what he was on a couple of years ago at his previous club, even remotely relevant? He is at West Ham. On Premiership wages. He's not going to settle for anything less, to come to us, just because he likes the seaside.
Burnley are not going to offer us £2m for Ashley Barnes. The rumoured...