I actually think she's shagging the husband's so-called 'best mate'. Why esle would she be so concerned about not having had the chance to get dolled up? Cheating bitch.
I'm with Acker - I simply don't believe this so called story. Apart from anything else, if they'd been desperate enough to rope in a chicken at the very last moment, where would they have found a KIT to fit it? There's no way it would have been allowed to play NAKED.
Or shin pads for that...