Mine doesn't drive. Given the extent of how ridiculously poor her spatial awareness is, this is just as well, to be honest.
"Ooh there's a space" <points at space half the length of our estate car>
"Why don't we put the sofa in there" <indicates window bay 3 feet shorter than sofa>
etc
Schoolboy error.
Saying that I regularly 'go shopping*' with my wife.
*We drive to town. She goes shopping, while I drink coffee somewhere with pretty girls walking by, and free wi-fi to keep me happy.
Women tedious? Not for me. I find them endlessly fascinating.
I'm not actually contradicting the OP completely though - they certainly do exhibit some pretty bizarre and irrational behaviour on a regular basis.
Thing is, like Nibble says - its all about finding the right one. I know my wife...