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Ach...no! :moo:

Remember, this thread is about gaseous emissions not solid ones.

Don't be bitter now...you old fart!

Thank you for your vote of confidence

What do they smell like? Do you emit a long slow one or short quick blasts? Are they audible or silent? Where do you fart the most? In bed or on the sofa? Do you put your hand near to your bum and then sniff your hand? Do you let your missus part her buns then really let rtp into your face...