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Drag Car Racing --> Drag Cat Racing. 100m sprint, pulling a reluctant moggy on a lead behind you.

Sorry! :blush: [Hour long meeting that was particularly boring... had time to think of some more!]

Fox Hunting ---> Fox Haunting. Year-round trick-or-treating Megan Fox's Hollywood home. Winner is the first to be hit with a restraining order.

Gaelic Football --> Garlic Football. Two sides of 11 frenchmen play the beautiful game.

Fly Fishing --> Sly Fishing. Sneaking onto private land to nick as many fish from a trout farm as possible under cover of darkness.

Kite Surfing --> Site Surfing. A competition to find just the right p0rn to fap too. First to cum wins.

Wake Surfing --> Wake Turfing. The act of inviting the guests at a funeral to plant grass seeds on the freshly covered grave.

Hot Air Ballooning --> Pot Air Ballooning. A competitive eating sport where after the participants have spent 10 mins in a room with a bunch of students smoking skunk... the winner is the one who gains the most weight from the subsequent "munchies".

:lol:

Trap Shooting ---> Crap Shooting ... Anything that takes place in El Pres' shed? Double Trap Shooting ---> Rouble Crap Shouting ... complaining about losing money in the currency markets after betting the Russian economy will recover.

Rifle, Prone ---> Rifle Phone ... Jealous girlfriends check their partners' phones, first one to find a sexy messages from an ex breaks down in tears and is told "he's not worth it" by the other competitors

Shirley that's the stop/start of the 4 x 100 metres delay

Judo ---> Ludo... Competitors fight each other using the boards from various beloved children's games.

Horizontal Bar ---> Horizontal Car... Drivers race around an oval circuit with the driver's seat fully reclined.

10m Platform --> 10p Platform... Participants race around to see who can buy the best second hand 70s fashion from a charity shop

Gregg-0-Roamin Wrestling... Travelling around the North West of England sampling sausage rolls from a well known bakery chain

Floor Exercise/ Flour Exercise... competitive bread making

Pummel Horse... A drunk, chav girl beats a horse with both fists, screaming "why don't you love me?", until her friends drag her off and back into the nightclub.

Luge/Lube... The participant wears a thin rubber suit and covers himself in lube before diving feet first into an old hooker.