True that I could have smuggled in a few bird scarers and smoke puffs in , probably my ass-crack, (sorry everyone) but be careful what you wish for! Intimate searching for 30,000 fans each week? No thanks!
Police were bringing in dogs after the game, I imagine they were scary dogs rather than sniffer dogs, but either way, there were dogs at the stadium tonight.
Just on a point of information, I believe they were not fireworks but bird-scarers and smoke bombs, not that it makes a big difference to peoples' views.
Well there were two police cameramen in ESL filming events on high-tech looking cameras, so there may be more than CCTV to go on.
Trouble is, one pallid, weasel-faced acne-jockey looks very much like the next one, especially when they're in identical Poundland hoodies.