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This geordie right, goes to a literary festival and asks for a poem. The staff there right, unbelievable as it sounds, give her a perm because they happened to some curling tongs, a hair dryer and some of those silver things you tie the hair up with. You couldn't make it up. .

Hairdresser says "that wouldn't suit you - are you sure?" So she said "yes - I can't stanz-a it the way it is at the moment". Well "as you like it" was the reply.

But that would only work if the hairdresser wasn't from Newcastle and hence didn't understand the accent. An unlikely event. This joke is a lump of dogsh*t.