It's a f******* disgrace.
Some lump of dog-sh*t that looks like Trump versus essentially vermin. Is this really what the WHC has come
to? I demand a re-count and the Jaguar re-instated. Now!
I will be subverting, perverting and generally being a pain now that my Jaguar matey
is out. I'll damn well make sure that ball of fluff-shit loses the final.
It couldn't be closer - but come on people ask yourself this question:
If you were put in lifeboat with either the jaguar or honey-badger - which
do you fancy your chances against most?
I saw a honey badger earlier today.
It was helping an old lady across the road before
staring wistfully at some kittens in a pet shop. .
signed
"Jaguar to win" campaign staff