I went into the said boozer a few months ago with a mate up from Hove and could have stayed there all day.
The boll*cking we got when we got back to the house brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it!!!
Probably not me Falmer Flutter - folks stayed at home this xmas and haven't visited Orpington for a
while. Btw - I guess you've tried the "One Inn the Wood" at Petts Wood and Atul Kochhar's restaurant. Nice places
both.