This one is rude, so beware!
Why is Father Christmas such a lousy lover?
Because he only comes once a year, down a chimney and it ends up in your stocking.
:blush: punish: :lolol:
Not really a joke, but a true story. Some years back I worked as a postman. It was close to Christmas and I was just starting my round and my delivery pouch (bag to you!) was overflowing. An old dear came up to me and said :
“My goodness postie, what a full sack you have just like Santa !”
I...