Or at Selhurst Park.
The fans to the defence : "He's behind you!"
The defence : "Oh no he's not!"
The fans : "Oh yes he is!"
Repeat ad nauseum until. . .
Roy Hodgson aka Window Twankey : "Goal!"
The fans : "Oh shit! F***! Bollocks!" and then break into song with 'Glad All Over'! :cheers: