Whereas overweight middle aged men giving it the large one and drunkenly chucking metal chairs at other overweight middle aged men in the name of football allegiances is a great look, I'm sure we can all agree.
And (biggest launch of the season, of course) here's The Leeds United, striding proudly out on to the pitch in their famous colours of white and....grey.
Poor effort (not officially revealed yet) from Newcastle. Stripes too wide, ugly sponsor logo, nasty collar and an all-black back do not make for a classic.
I vote for this one. Not because it's a nice kit (it's a bog standard, crappy Nike one), but because it comes in Vivid Pink, and I'll take that for an away kit.
Yeah. Pompey, Southend & all the lower division clubs (mmmm, still enjoy saying that about Pompey) have shirts out of the Teamwear catalogue. Our home shirt will be just another variation on the Nike theme for this season, and the away kit will be a Teamwear effort as always, so let's have a...