Also, that face Wilfried Zaha does when referees don't give him what he wants (seen about fifteen times per game), the incredulous, pathetic, smiley one.
1. Gareth Bale's hair
2. Wearing gloves, with short sleeves
3. Players kneeling in the centre circle to pray before a penalty shoot out (yes you, David Luiz & friends). I accept you have your religious beliefs and I fully respect them, but if there is a God, would it not be entirely wrong for...