Turn up outside his house in the Range Rover & tell the paparazzi that the relationship is down to the bare bones and will require a "miracle" to fix it?
I confess: I'm intrigued to hear how you think Harry is going to help out Jamie & Louise's failing marriage.
Invite Niko Kranjcar & Christopher Samba down to Sandbanks for a few drinks in the January transfer window to inject some spice into the relationship?