And Ryan Fraser will have his special boots on, you know- the ones with the enhanced gravitational pull that cause his body (and disproportionately large head) to be dragged to earth much more easily than the average man.
Interesting to see that #HoweOut was actually a thing on Twitter at the weekend. Imagine being a Bournemouth fan and wanting the man who dragged your club from the arse end of the Fourth Division to the Premier League (albeit much of it by spending considerably beyond your means) sacked because...