I find myself hoping- for the sake of Jogi's personal hygiene, if nothing else- that the offending item was some sort of fluff/dead skin/grease build up from his crack area, and not, in fact, shit.
Jogi Löw has apologised in front of the world's press for his ball-scratching, hand sniffing, arse-picking actions against Ukraine the other day.
Granted, it was one of the grossest things I've seen in any football match (along with all the historic clips of him picking his nose and eating the...